Тема: Поднятие настроения!))

[14-09-2009 11:44] |
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Значит так: я говорю вопрос и несколько вариантов ответа, а вы выбираете наиболее подходящий. Готовы?))
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[14-09-2009 11:45] |
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готовы |
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[Or] Infekt... 10 [i] [14-09-2009 11:47] |
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ну |
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[14-09-2009 11:48] |
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лан валяй свои вопросы
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[14-09-2009 11:50] |
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ну че где вопросы то?
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[14-09-2009 11:50] |
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Вы спите, и посередине ночи слышите, как кто-то шастает по вашей кухне. Позвонив в полицию вы: 1) Не кладёте трубку и с ней в руках забираетесь на кровать. 2) Хватаете нож и дёте на кухню, чтобы разобраться с непрошеным гостем. 3) Понимаете что выхода нет и прыгаете из окна, даже если ваша спальня на втором этаже. 4) Хватаете свой дробовик, начинаете палить в пол спальни и орать:" Эй, ты, паразит, иди сюда, получи по заслугам!!!"
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[14-09-2009 11:51] |
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готов
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[14-09-2009 11:52] |
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[неизвестный игрок] [Or] Infekt... 10 [неизвестный игрок]Ребят, ждите, я же не могу со скоростью света печатать))
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[14-09-2009 11:52] |
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вариант № 2
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[14-09-2009 11:53] |
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[неизвестный игрок]Принято)) |
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[Or] Infekt... 10 [i] [14-09-2009 11:53] |
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2 )
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[14-09-2009 11:54] |
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[Or] Infekt... 10 Принято)) |
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[14-09-2009 12:00] |
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Вы едете на работу. Впереди вас едет парень в грузовике со скоростью 10 км/ч. Так долго продолжается, а он и не думает увеличить скорость. И вы начинаете фантазировать, что было-бы, если: 1) Вы нажали кнопку "Р" и запустили ракету земля-земля. 2) Вы могли бы учить людей и принимали бы у них экзамен по вождению. 3) У вашей машины выдвинулся бы таран и вы как следут подтолкнули бы его! 4) Каждое проклятье передавалось бы по радио этого грузовика и звучало бы внутри его развалюхи. 5) Парень с мышцами Рэмбо, едущий за вами, догнал бы его и разможил плюгавую башку водителя грузовика.
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[Or] Infekt... 10 [i] [14-09-2009 12:02] |
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1 )))))
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[14-09-2009 12:03] |
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[Or] Infekt... 10 Я думал 5) ))))
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[Or] Infekt... 10 [i] [14-09-2009 12:05] |
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Не...5 не пойдёт...будет 2 машины спереди =)))))
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[14-09-2009 13:28] |
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скорее 3 - по жизни попадал в эту ситуевину))) |
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[14-09-2009 13:31] |
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хм, кстати возможен и 4 вариант, ток чтоб проклятия передавались в кабину едущей перед ним машины ГИБДД - в двух случаях из трех это их рук дело))) |
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[Hm] Stinger 16 [i] [15-09-2009 03:11] |
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5 )))
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[16-09-2009 23:55] |
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эммм чет я не понял... |
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